Their thin neon yellow straps reach far back from the toe post like a Major League Pitcher at the peak of his power position as he dishes up a 100-mph fastball.

They’re not the flip flops you’d bring home to meet your parents but are exactly what you want from a bleached blonde, silicone enhanced, summer fling.

What follows is a review of the Aldo Haoen flip flop. For reasons that may, or may not, become apparent in the lines that follow I feel

One of the pros of these flip flops is that they have the ability to hold that sexy stranger’s attention so as to distract from the obvious discomfort expressed on the wearer’s face.

They fill a gap in playtime, most loyal fans know their name, and twice a year they get a starting role when their peer has a crushing hangover the flu.

Have you ever gone to see that new movie that everyone is raving about only to leave the theater wondering if maybe you’d misunderstood the

This is the flip flop I’d reach for if no other footwear option were available and if I were required to wear something on my feet, otherwise I’d go barefoot.

This review may change your life, but if not, the Hari Mari Dunes flip flops certainly will.  Chances are that we all knew someone in