They’re not the flip flops you’d bring home to meet your parents but are exactly what you want from a bleached blonde, silicone enhanced, summer fling.

Featureless doesn’t begin to describe their flatness. In fairness they did sort of start to conform to my feet the more I wore them but barely.

One of the pros of these flip flops is that they have the ability to hold that sexy stranger’s attention so as to distract from the obvious discomfort expressed on the wearer’s face.

They fill a gap in playtime, most loyal fans know their name, and twice a year they get a starting role when their peer has a crushing hangover the flu.

The toe post is downright belligerent. It assaults the gap between my toes with a hostility that can only come from apathy for craft and the absence of the satisfaction of a job well done.

This is the flip flop I’d reach for if no other footwear option were available and if I were required to wear something on my feet, otherwise I’d go barefoot.

My hari mari “Dunes” flip flops in navy, light blue and orange arrived very casually inside a clear plastic bag stashed within a plain white cardboard box.

The North Face is best known for its high quality rugged back packs, winter coats, and boots. But did you know they also make flip flops? Meet the North Face Basecamp flip flop.

Writing this review of Hari Mari Nokona leather flip flops made me wonder what it was like to be the best, or among the best, players in baseball before 1914?