Upon opening and trying on my OluKai Pikoi’s, I was not mad, just disappointed. After working my way through several pairs, I’ve come to appreciate the OluKai brand and was looking forward to another properly sized well-crafted set.

I connected with these flip flops instantly. Slipping them on was nearly as significant a personal moment as that concert years ago with my future bride by my side.

“I hate myself. “ I hate myself. For twenty years I’ve avoided the cult that is the “Croc crowd.”  More, I hate myself for loving these

The Seaside Flip has a serious and unfortunate toe curl issue. The gap from supple soft thong to cork footbed is too great for my narrow feet.

In further service to their lummox aesthetic, the footbed is intentionally, but half-heartedly, lumpy. They look like they’ve got the mumps. In the end, the brand name, Rider, really says it all.

Say what you will about all organic Aunt Esther, though her acts may sometimes be awkward and clumsy, there is no arguing that her heart is in the right place.

Magnum P.I. (Tom Selleck), Groucho Marx, Yosemite Sam, Wyatt Earp, Burt Reynolds, Zorro, Errol Flynn, Charlie Chaplin and Ned Flanders all have one thing in common. A mustache. Each wears him in his own way yet each

A rad pair of flip flops. The sole is embossed with the trademark Quicksilver name and swell and curl logo.

The Sanuk Sidewalker is completely happy in its own skin and doesn’t worry about trying to impress anyone